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06/11/2016 at 22:34 • Filed to: None

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How would you build a Porsche Panamera?

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Kinja'd!!! S65 > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
06/11/2016 at 22:36

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GTS or bust.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
06/11/2016 at 22:38

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I wouldn't.


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
06/11/2016 at 22:39

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Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > not for canada - australian in disguise
06/11/2016 at 22:44

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Yeah... It just crashed on me a few minutes ago. I think we broke it.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
06/11/2016 at 22:50

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Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
06/11/2016 at 22:51

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2 door with the engine in the back.


Kinja'd!!! The Lurktastic Opponaught > not for canada - australian in disguise
06/11/2016 at 22:54

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I’d build it into a box and forget it ever existed. There’s several that I see daily, and although I admire the car from an engineering perspective (and the interior on one I see street parked daily is gorgeous) I find it hideously proportioned. I rank it down there with pt cruisers in terms of designs I loathe. But, even with that said, I’d daily the shit out of it if someone gifted one to me


Kinja'd!!! The Lurktastic Opponaught > scoob
06/11/2016 at 23:13

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I saw an AMG cls63 s today on my way home in white/dark tan interior. That was a genuinely elegant car. I do love summers in Maine. All the wealthy summer residents have their toys out on the road. I especially like the guy that dailies a nice white R8.


Kinja'd!!! 190octane > LongbowMkII
06/11/2016 at 23:14

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I was going to say... “As a 911 or a Cayman.”


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > not for canada - australian in disguise
06/11/2016 at 23:25

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See Scoob’s reply.


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > scoob
06/11/2016 at 23:29

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Ahem.

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Kinja'd!!! scoob > not for canada - australian in disguise
06/11/2016 at 23:31

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Ah, yes.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
06/11/2016 at 23:55

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Well I wouldn't. I'd give Porsche money and some asshole in Germany would.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > The Lurktastic Opponaught
06/11/2016 at 23:59

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Meh. I know a realtor parking lot here in Houston that has both of those cars parked next to each other on any given sunny day (the R8 stays out of the rain). Yes, I know both the owners. I'll be driving the R8 as soon as it STOPS RAINING EVERY GAWDAMNED DAY.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Your boy, BJR
06/12/2016 at 00:00

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As your Treasurer, I approve of this expenditure.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
06/12/2016 at 00:03

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It’s a Porsche; you build it with every single option available. Otherwise, you’ll end up owning a wannabe bullshit Porsche that will go to an upper middle class peasant in a few years, which damages the brand.

Please Porsche properly.


Kinja'd!!! The Lurktastic Opponaught > PatBateman
06/12/2016 at 00:16

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They’re a little rarer up here in my neck of the woods. So when I see an SRT10 Viper tailed by a GT-R followed by an Alfa GT V6, well, I get excited. How much does it take to get you beyond “meh.”?

My other local favorite is the guy that dailies a Maserati quattroporte. I see him twice a day every day. Although there is a guy with an amg sls up the road from me that always gooses the throttle if I’m out in my yard- he knows I love that amazing engine burble. Hasn’t let me drive it yet though...

Edit: I can has grammars?


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > The Lurktastic Opponaught
06/12/2016 at 00:25

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I live in an area that has many rich, wealthy, and Ultra High Net Worth (three different categories) people. I strive to be in one of those categories some day, but, until then, I tire of seeing the “lazy luxury car”, which is usually anything from a Bentley Flying Spur to a 911.

To get me past “meh”, the car must be special and unique. A Lamborghini or Ferrari certainly gets me there. In terms of sedans, a Ghost or even a CTS-V can get me a bit randy. Basically, a car that I can’t stand on the mega-mansions street and see ten per day.

That sounds incredibly pompous, but it’s more a reflection of how seeing luxury cars that anyone with enough money can just walk up to a dealership and buy with cash can make someone immune to the vehicles’ intended effects.


Kinja'd!!! The Lurktastic Opponaught > PatBateman
06/12/2016 at 00:44

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I understand what you’re saying. Of course I like seeing the exotics, but there are two cars I’ve seen recently that exemplify those that most clearly stick in my mind: one was my first ever in-person R32 skyline I saw last weekend, and the other was a battleship gray, fully restored 2CV I saw earlier in the spring. Those are the ones that stand out because I know the owners are enthusiasts, and are probably cool people to strike up conversations with. I don’t really give a hoot about chatting up the hedge fund manager driving the 458.


Kinja'd!!! IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
06/12/2016 at 14:59

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I would not.


Kinja'd!!! IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > IanZ - limited-slip indifferential
06/12/2016 at 15:00

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But if I did I’d have it like this.